I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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