So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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