What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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