I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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