ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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