My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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