morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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