No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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