so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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