I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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