are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
4 words: hood of his car
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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