Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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