She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just high enough for therapy.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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