I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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