there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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