i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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