Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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