LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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