Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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