we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We got so high we made milksteak
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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