can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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