My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
pop tarts are not kleenex
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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