@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
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We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
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