hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
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I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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