2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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