Is it normal to miss your booty call?
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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