When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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