Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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