Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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