Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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