Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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