I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
send nudes
from the living room?
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