yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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