It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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