I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
