why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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