1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
She told me I should be a condom model.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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