just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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