Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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