Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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