butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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