I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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