Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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