vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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