He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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