I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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