There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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