I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
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