just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
