This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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