Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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