Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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