she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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