I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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