You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
no you cant smoke seaweed
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Sext me about skeletons
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Randomize
