can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I use my feet as sexual weapons
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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