I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
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Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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