Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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